{"product_id":"kitty-corner-shop-charm-set","title":"Pattern More Than Badminton Charm Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou called. They heard. They chose not to come.\u003cbr\u003eYou put down your laptop. They sat on it immediately.\u003cbr\u003eYou cooked fish. They appeared from another dimension.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePattern More Than Badminton is a limited-edition charm set for the pet who has a move for every situation and executes all of them with complete confidence and zero remorse. Five hand-illustrated charms. Five behaviours your pet has already committed today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis isn't merch. It's evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe charges:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e🎮 \u003cstrong\u003eLittle Villain\u003c\/strong\u003e — Active between 2 am and 4 am. Motive unclear. No signs of stopping.\u003cbr\u003e🐟 \u003cstrong\u003eSmells Fishy\u003c\/strong\u003e — Was nowhere to be found. Until you opened the fridge. Now very present.\u003cbr\u003e🐾 \u003cstrong\u003eBiscuit Expert\u003c\/strong\u003e — Certified authority on kneading, sitting in boxes, and occupying spaces that are technically not for pets.\u003cbr\u003e😾 \u003cstrong\u003eChaotic Creature\u003c\/strong\u003e — Has knocked something off a surface today. Is considering knocking off something else. No explanation will be provided.\u003cbr\u003e📣 \u003cstrong\u003ePs Ps Ps\u003c\/strong\u003e — You said it. They looked. They left. Classic pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brown \u0026 Butter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52691688423707,"sku":null,"price":47.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0658\/3831\/7802\/files\/IMG_5860.heic?v=1785345624","url":"https:\/\/brownandbuttergoods.com\/en-au\/products\/kitty-corner-shop-charm-set","provider":"Brown \u0026 Butter","version":"1.0","type":"link"}